…White Christmas…

Hahaha!  Pretty awesome right?  Yeah, I still do crack myself up.  Hey, at least I know I’ll always have one person who thinks I’m funny–well actually two.  My sister thinks I’m hilarious.  Her husband even knows when she’s talking to me on the phone because she has a special, “talking to my hilarious sister [...]

I always liked the idea of a window right over the kitchen sink.  There is something whimsical about being able to feel the breeze on a balmy spring day as you’re filling a pitcher of quenching water; something calming about watching the trees bend and sway in the wind as you clip stems to fill [...]

Despite the one watering eye and the opposite watering nostril I decided to get myself up today and go for a walk to mail some letters.  I wasn’t sure if the mailperson had yet come today but I didn’t care, it was a beautiful, crystal clear, fall day and I needed to “blow the stink [...]

Dear Monday,
I know we’ve had some special times…all those holidays, the days I didn’t have to go in early, and the days there was no school. We’ve had a good run at it. But now I its time I let you know: I don’t think you should come around anymore.
I’m sorry if [...]

(I have to tell you that every time I’ve typed “granola” during this post I have originally mistyped it as “grandola” first and for some reason that just totally cracks me up)! 
I now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
So as I was saying I recently discovered the delectible combination of creamy yogurt and crunchy [...]

Ahhhh…just another lazy Sunday for me and my roomdog.

Last night I was working on some paperwork until quite late.  I finally surrendered to sleepiness but first, went to the restroom to do the usual brushing of teeth and washing of face.  At one point my roomdog came in; she looOOOoooves the cool tile floor, especially [...]

Yes, it’s true, I received another proposal for marriage today.  Now I can’t be sure if this is actually #24 or not, but there have been quite a few over the years.  Many of them have been amusing and today’s was no exception.  In fact, today’s proposal takes the cake!
I led an orientation class today [...]

Heat Wave Rule #1:

Don’t get a job where you are required to sit on a high metal stand and watch other people swimming in deliciously cool, sparkling waters.  Likely side effects include: feelings of resentment toward said swimmers; self-pity; irrational thinking such as, “these swimmers are smugly taunting me in my not-cool state;” fantasies & delusions about anything cold: frozen treats, [...]

I soooOOOOoooo wish I was joking but I really did find this beaut during tonight’s search:
Private Room and Bath for Hot Girl

Serious ad here Trading rent for mutually beneficial arrangement with a beautiful girl. I’m 29, 5-9, corporate professional and home owner. Clean, quiet neighborhood. No drugs, 420 or smoking.
My favorite part of the [...]

So I’m on the hunt for a new residence–a chore that is pretty low on the list of chores I dislike doing. (FYI, other chores I loathe: putting away clean dishes, dusting, cleaning things that don’t look dirty). But as with most things, I found a terrific amount of humor in the hundreds of [...]