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		<title>Keep your fork, there&#8217;s pie!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Sep 2010 18:45:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mav</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[not chocolate but still awesome]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[See?  I told you! Key Lime Pie. Just saying the words makes my mouth water for that cold, creamy, citrus, cloud-like deliciousness resting on a perfect graham crust.  *lost in dreamy euphoria, wipes drool off chin and looks around self-consciously&#8230; Oh, hello, yes I&#8217;m here.  I was just&#8211;never mind.  So the pie. I got this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pint-sized Dragons and Other things</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2010 00:12:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mav</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Alligator Lizard]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fergison]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[garden]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[gross]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[learning to love my enemies]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This week I got a shocking, adrenaline-pumping, reality check about gardening. One morning after I watered all the pots and the flower bed (which I now realize I have not ever mentioned before&#8230;so look for that post coming soon!) I saw a large pile of weeds had sprung up&#8230;almost overnight.  So I was happily tending [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Dreaming of a&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2009 06:54:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mav</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Merry Christmas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[snow!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;White Christmas&#8230; Hahaha!  Pretty awesome right?  Yeah, I still do crack myself up.  Hey, at least I know I&#8217;ll always have one person who thinks I&#8217;m funny&#8211;well actually two.  My sister thinks I&#8217;m hilarious.  Her husband even knows when she&#8217;s talking to me on the phone because she has a special, &#8220;talking to my hilarious [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Who Says Washing Dishes Has to be an Ugly Affair?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 07:04:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mav</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Arts]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Humor & Amusements]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beautiful]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hope]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I always liked the idea of a window right over the kitchen sink.  There is something whimsical about being able to feel the breeze on a balmy spring day as you&#8217;re filling a pitcher of quenching water; something calming about watching the trees bend and sway in the wind as you clip stems to fill [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Year&#8217;s Re-Solutions</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 07:40:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mav</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[dirty little secrets]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[life would be easier if I had a personal assistant]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is the season of re-. We REjoice about all things spiritual and seasonal. We REcycle gift bags from last year. We REceive trinkets and tokens from friends and family. We REgift last year&#8217;s randomest gifts. We REturn wrong sizes, colors, and styles. We REmember people and moments we cherish. We REtell our favorite stories. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;Tis the Season&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 21:55:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mav</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[droppin' rhymes like dimes inna payphone]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[having a cold stinks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[laughter is the best medicine]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I was sick outta work on my hands I had time in between all my naps I came up with this rhyme it started with a tickle then my throat got sore so I bought all the Airborne I could find in the store I was sneezin’ and wheezin’ all laid up in my bed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Somethin&#8217; Women Love about a Pick-up Man&#8230;&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 23:29:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mav</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[pick-up trucks]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Despite the one watering eye and the opposite watering nostril I decided to get myself up today and go for a walk to mail some letters.  I wasn&#8217;t sure if the mailperson had yet come today but I didn&#8217;t care, it was a beautiful, crystal clear, fall day and I needed to &#8220;blow the stink [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mav Trivia #39: I Love Maps!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 06:43:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mav</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor & Amusements]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[globes]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[navigational victories]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I love maps.  Oh how I love them! I have no idea where this adoration came from exactly.  I have no recollection of being specifically taught to appreciate maps.  I just remember them being a vital facet of my upbringing. Maybe it had to do with the maps that would come neatly tucked away in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Open Letter to Monday</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 17:41:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mav</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Mav vs. Monday]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Monday, I know we&#8217;ve had some special times&#8230;all those holidays, the days I didn&#8217;t have to go in early, and the days there was no school. We&#8217;ve had a good run at it. But now I its time I let you know: I don&#8217;t think you should come around anymore. I&#8217;m sorry if this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Extreme Makeover: Pet Edition</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 05:43:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mav</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor & Amusements]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pet makeover]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[puns should always be intended!]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[After our cute little [maniacal] furry fiend&#8211;I uh, mean, friend yeah, that&#8217;s it friend Marley went back to his humans, Roomdog was treated to a luxurious afternoon at the spa.  A little me-time for the saintly hound who endured Marley&#8217;s antics with the  patience of a seasoned and wise ol&#8217; dog.  Here&#8217;s Roomdog looking all [...]]]></description>
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